The Kingdom of Womble 2789 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.052 billion Womble 2789ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The strong Womble 2789ian economy, worth 408 trillion baht a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 45,162 baht, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 291,074 per year while the poor average 2,831, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 2789's national animal is the crocodile, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 2789 is ranked 229,875^th in the world and 4,015^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.